by Mr. Lucas Brice

Tarantula, an ugly thing,
A truly awful creature,
I’d send one to my ex-true-love,
But don’t know how to reach her.

A box of bees, a cup of blood,
A bag that’s full of liver,
A can of worms, a jar of frogs,
Are things that I would give her.

Eight potatoes that are rotten,
And are covered with some poo,
She’d deserve these things for sleeping
With my former best friend Stu.

Copyright Hornton Publishing Company. All rights reserved. Used with permission.
Original photo by Acrocynus.

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